I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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