so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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