Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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