Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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