Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
