can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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