So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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