is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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