I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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