I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
