Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just found puke in my bra..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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