operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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