im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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