Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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