i don't like sucking hair
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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