i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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