btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
