The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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