just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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