Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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