I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Randomize
