is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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