I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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