But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
