whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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