some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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