i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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