Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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