I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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