Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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