I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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