I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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