we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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