Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My liver just had a heart attack.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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