apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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