Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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