she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Your penis caused this!
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