I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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