Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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