So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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