dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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