Only a mothe r could love this liver
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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