I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
