69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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