Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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