Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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