4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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