Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
