I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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