i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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