I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
