my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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