Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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