she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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