I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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